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have some dumb spam

[leads]

ok i know this might sound like an insult or something. but i dont mean it that way i promise.

if i (temporarily) fostered a bunny, would that be a problem for you?

[read: WOULD YOU EAT IT, MALIA? WOULD YOU?]

[wildkingdom]

No?

[WHY YOU BEING WEIRD, SCOTT?]

Why?

[leads]

because there was a litter of rabbits brought in last night and this one little guy isnt doing so good and needs to be watched closely for a while.
i was going to offer to help out but i wouldnt do it if itd be a problem.

[wildkingdom]

Why would it be a problem?

[leads]

because there might be an animal sitting in the corner of my room if you decide you want to spend the night?

[wildkingdom]

Are you worried it will weird me out or something? Because it won't. It's not like it'll know what's going on.

[Are you ... going to invite it to join them, Scott?]

[leads]

ok wait hold on. if we DO anything, its not staying in the room.
thats weird.

[wildkingdom]

Sounds like you're the one with the hang up, not me.

[Though she's teasing, obviously.]

[leads]

its not a hang up. im just not doing anything while were being watched by a tiny defenseless animal!

[malia you are the worst]

[wildkingdom]

[You started it.]

Whatever you say. We could always just do stuff at my place instead.

[leads]

[... just give him a moment. his two brains are fighting for dominance here.]

i cant leave him alone when the whole point of bringing him home with me is so i can watch him?

[that's not meant to be a question, scott.]

[wildkingdom]

[There's a long pause, before ...]

So basically what you're saying is we can't do anything while the rabbit is there.

[She's not saying it's good or bad, she just wants to be clear.]

We're babysitting a small, furry, silent Stiles.

[leads]

[oh god. when she says it like that--]

no definitely not. we just have to

[okay, give him another moment to think first.]

cover the cage?

[wildkingdom]

[Malia doesn't understand how that's any different from putting the rabbit in another room or whatever but okay Scott, whatever you say.]

Okay. Sounds fine to me.